How Lucky I Am

I couldn't believe my luck today
A Nigerian Prince had come my way
He wrote me a mail full of promise and joy
And this is just a few things that he wanted to say

I have 40 million dollars in a bank right here waiting just for you
I need you to release it cause I'm in a little stew
Some bad people want to steal it and your my only hope
I know it must seem strange to you but I am sure that you will make it through

Now how lucky was that, he somehow knew that I was a little short
And a tidy sum of money like this would help things to get bought
So I replied straight away and contacted this saviour to my life
And I told him that I hoped that all the bad people would get caught

I sat here so patiently waiting for the money to arrive
And after a few days I thought I hope he's still alive
He did say he was in danger when he sent that first email
So I sent him another letter and hoped he would reply

I hope that all is well with you and nothing is a miss
And soon you will be safe and well and able to reminisce
The money hasn't made it yet, but I guess it may be tough
Trying to ensure the funds go through the proper business

A few more days had gone right by when something strange occurred
I got a mail from a solicitor hoping that I'd heard
A chinese man had passed away and left me quite a sum
Wow I said who would have thought that I'd have been referred

So now I'm waiting for so much to pop up in my bank
So many people thought of me when there lives upturned and sank
How lucky this one man must be to randomly be their heir
And all I did was send them all my details!! and you thought I was a plank!